very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?" Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought
TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
bae: babe come over
me: i cant im in a wheelchair
bae: im horny