How Convenient

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

cumsock:

she dead

cumsock:

she dead

gracehasmyharto:

afropunker:

noideawhatimdoingrightnow:

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?"  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.

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Hypocrisy

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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punch-my-ass:

bae: babe come over

me: i cant im in a wheelchair

bae: im horny

me: image